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Sky Demotivational Poster


HANDY PIERCINGS - Tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose? Do you get headaches from tight frames?


TAGS: tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Chef

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:59 pm, #246918
I have considered that.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:21 pm, #178882
Anyone remember the movie, "The Jerk"? Will this lead to a cross-eyed populace with lawsuits galore?
Derek - June 2, 2010, 6:17 pm, #178881
Some people can't wear contacts. Must make washing your face hell though. (You wouldn't want anything to catch your glasses either)
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:55 pm, #178869
I'm not even going there!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 3:51 pm, #178868
Wait til you see what he uses for a BELT!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:45 pm, #178867
I don't suppose this person has heard of contacts?


SKY DIVING RULES TO LIVE BY -


TAGS: parachute skydive army
Rating: 4.9/5

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RonE - August 2, 2011, 5:39 am, #222332
oops,, sorry bout the misspell of MPsniper. Apologies.
RonE - August 2, 2011, 5:39 am, #222331
MPdsniper... thanks for the memories. Have not heard/seen it in many years.
Alixian - August 1, 2011, 3:03 am, #222291
Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo, Meee
champ99 - July 29, 2011, 3:33 pm, #222126
Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door. Jump right out and count to four.
MPsniper - July 29, 2011, 3:24 pm, #222124
port chalk, stand UP... starboard chalk, stand UP... hook UP... check equipment & sound off... stand in the DOOR.... 30 seconds.........
mariand - July 29, 2011, 2:23 pm, #222119
lol... 5 prayers for you


SERENITY - Burn the Land, Boil the Sea; You can't take the sky from me.


TAGS: glider sailplane sky firefly serenity
Rating: 4.72/5

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Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 5:18 pm, #243901
Serenity lives...
Cheesefrog1 - June 21, 2012, 10:48 pm, #236490
Long** srry cant type today
Cheesefrog1 - June 21, 2012, 10:47 pm, #236489
i agree whole heartedly. Song Live The Serenity!!!
tugtramp - June 21, 2012, 2:11 pm, #236474
"Curse you, FOX, for your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
Cheesefrog1 - June 20, 2012, 10:45 pm, #236446
awsome i havent seen a firefly reference in a long time. bravo sir bravo 5l
robbidos - June 19, 2012, 1:36 am, #236402
Thats what she said
tugtramp - June 18, 2012, 6:07 am, #236358
Nope. You only go down if you give up.
Derek - June 17, 2012, 8:05 pm, #236353
You're going to have to land sometime... where's going to be?


SKY DIVING - No matter how high you jump from, it's always the last half-inch that will hurt the most.




A LONG TIME AGO - in a galaxy far, far away... Okay, it was Tijuana


TAGS: star wars luke skywalker pinata tijuana galaxy light saber
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 9:16 am, #138074
I saw this show in Tijuana one time...this lady comes out and dances n****, then an AT-AT comes out on stage and they...
Ed-Hyde - November 20, 2009, 7:02 am, #138049
Certainly feels far far away the next morning.


YOU DON'T NEED A PARACHUTE -


TAGS: skydiving parachute
Rating: 4.77/5

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Sean - February 4, 2011, 1:35 pm, #211627
This is beautiful. Poetry even.
coldinjected - February 4, 2011, 1:16 pm, #211626
Life lessons at motifake. Thanks Airman.


IDIOCY -


TAGS: dead sky rat crankyhead
Rating: 4.57/5

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440wakeup - October 4, 2010, 8:22 pm, #196769
That was my BATTLECAPTAIN's philisopoly
Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 3:11 pm, #196734

fav'd


THEY LOOKED SO COOL - But they sounded like Roxette.


TAGS: star wars roxette leia luke skywalker han solo chewbacca r2d2 c3po darth vader
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

clemo - November 4, 2010, 9:55 am, #201046
this is so insulting. i love roxette. not as much as john williams or heavy metal, but i love them.
agdaniele - April 30, 2009, 7:31 pm, #76729
Perfect.


A DICTIONARY - The Jedi would still be alive if they had only looked up the meaning of the word 'Balance'




BAD DAY -


TAGS: skydiving airplane
Rating: 4.05/5

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bassman007 - September 22, 2011, 11:57 am, #224489
found it on the world wide web :)
NumberXIII - September 22, 2011, 10:20 am, #224486
OMG 5 Skydivers for you! I literally laughed out loud looking at this and startled my roommate. Where'd you get the picture??


NOTAM... NOTICE TO AIRMAN -




NEWSPAPER TAXIS - appear on the shore waiting to take you away




PARANOIA -


TAGS: there s a spy in the sky there s a noise on the wire
Rating: 3.42/5

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Sean - April 9, 2011, 8:32 pm, #216070
Thank you for your kind words. Behind you!!!! Made you look.
djinnyf - April 9, 2011, 8:05 pm, #216068
This is wayyyy too funny! LOVE IT! xx
autumnspirit - January 2, 2011, 9:29 pm, #208989
I like it! Paranoia, is ultimate awareness... 5L's


GETTING FRISKY - Keep your paws off me!


TAGS: dog frisky
Rating: 4.17/5

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REALIZATION - That all those rules we fought so hard... Are probably the reason we're still alive




MATERNITY - Luke I'm your Mother


TAGS: mother maternity star wars stormtrooper leia skywalker
Rating: 3.25/5

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Buhyakka - June 1, 2011, 5:38 am, #219430
"aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
hootizz - June 27, 2010, 8:25 pm, #182188
Hah.., funny stuff...., I wonder what the family dog looks like..??


A RISK WORTH TAKING -


TAGS: risk risky chance chances
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - October 3, 2012, 10:49 pm, #239721
I believe its a crosscut of a wooden post. Maybe a brownie.. LoL
maoworks2 - October 3, 2012, 3:57 pm, #239700
What Is That A Block Of Hash ?


SKYNET - If you change it to "Siri" it's even scarier AND more realistic.




ZEN TEACHINGS SKYDIVER -


TAGS: fail skydiving zen
Rating: 4.38/5

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Reality Lord - July 1, 2010, 12:32 pm, #182834

ty ice
ICEMAN - June 28, 2010, 8:36 pm, #182368
Nice one RL. 5L


THE DWEMER DID IT RIGHT. -


TAGS: skyrim dwemer steam punk
Rating: 3.9/5

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falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:35 pm, #238844
And lethally!


RAN A MARATHON, HUH? -


TAGS: husky questions marathon without sled
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - November 11, 2013, 6:33 am, #250924

Lol


JEDI'S - They Taste Like Chicken


TAGS: star wars return of the jedi luke skywalker sarlacc
Rating: 3.83/5

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Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 10:54 pm, #178649
Cool poster. You had the the unique take on this pic, from an unexpected perspective. 4/5


ADMINISPHERE -




OVER? - Did you say over? HELL NO!


TAGS: germans bomber pearl harbor animal house bluto blutarsky
Rating: 2.7/5

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NYHCx845 - December 14, 2009, 7:26 pm, #145756
5 Points for the Animal House reference


PARACHUTES -




HEAVEN? - Not today




SOME PEOPLE - If at first you don't succeed... skydiving isn't for you.




SKY WRITERS -




WE ARE DOOMED! -


TAGS: 2012 evil unicorn sky cloud
Rating: 3.63/5

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Alixian - August 8, 2011, 2:44 am, #222656
Remember the light shall save us all
Cloudchaser - August 8, 2011, 2:10 am, #222654
Not if the Autobots can help it!


BAD LUCK -


TAGS: terminal tornado 3 d lynyrd skynyrd
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - April 15, 2012, 10:02 am, #233323

LOL!! Thanks, guys~~~
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 8:21 am, #233318
S’pose yer stuff will be hangin’ in galleries pretty soon….. (show off)
ughomer - April 15, 2012, 8:09 am, #233316
A breath of artistic- 5L
lgvernon - April 14, 2012, 9:07 pm, #233299

I have some nifty new software...just fiddling around with it. Thanks very much, Rick~~
Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 8:50 pm, #233290
Nice work... A refreshing change from the rest... :)


SAGE ADVICE - "Remember, if at first you don't succeed - never take up sky-diving." — Les Barker


TAGS: sky diving
Rating: 3.85/5

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Reality Lord - July 30, 2010, 12:47 pm, #187071

meh...it happens....lol.
jackripper - July 30, 2010, 12:42 pm, #187069
Dang...sorry about that.
thatonechick - July 30, 2010, 12:15 pm, #187066
Haha, oops. LoL
Reality Lord - July 30, 2010, 12:02 pm, #187065

ummm.... poster 108215....lol. meh....it happens.


LOVE - Showing It With Flowers Would Have Been Less Dangerous


TAGS: life love feel woman plane sky
Rating: 3.53/5

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hypn0x - October 4, 2009, 5:11 am, #123799
but also less epic


CAMERON -


TAGS: life time day judgement future skynet terminator lethal girl gun t 600 t 1000 t x sarah john connor terminatrix fine accuracy
Rating: 3.42/5

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bob123456789 - July 24, 2010, 1:04 pm, #186249
its Summer Glau in "Sarah Connor Chronicles"
Kainim - March 27, 2010, 12:20 pm, #167355
where is this picture from??


T-600 -




BECAUSE... - It scares the hell outta the dogs!


TAGS: why dont blind people skydive
Rating: 3.36/5

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LD0ne - May 24, 2010, 4:35 pm, #177555
is that actually legal to jump from a plane with your dog lol i can just imagine BAWWWWWRRROOOOOOO
FTACHASER357 - June 24, 2009, 7:24 pm, #89558
This poster gets a 5 PLUS from me. I have been there and JUMPED into a combat zone, with my Puppy. He HATED EVERY MINUTE OF IT and CHEWED THE **** out of everyone around. :-)


DARTH VADER - Father of Luke....and Buzz Lightyear?


TAGS: darth vader luke skywalker buzz lightyear
Rating: 3.36/5

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demon001 - November 13, 2013, 11:34 am, #250982
Does Zorg know about this?


PILOTS -


TAGS: life time hour flight walk earth eyes sky helicopter sunrise mountain
Rating: 3.24/5

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MO - June 22, 2009, 8:27 pm, #89004
Hey! This not de! I'm MOtivated!!


BILL CLINTON - He's gotten more than you ever will.




ACROPHOBIA -


TAGS: acrophobia courage fear sky dive
Rating: 4.75/5

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Feasibly - February 8, 2011, 2:01 pm, #211945
This would have made a nice Motitwist poster...I 5'd it anyway. Good job steph1


SLACKING -


TAGS: i would like to thank my other great picture fairy in the sky
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sean - May 7, 2010, 12:33 am, #174986
*gasp*
ICEMAN - May 7, 2010, 12:30 am, #174982
5/9's? You've been turning those cats inside out again haven't you?
Sean - May 7, 2010, 12:21 am, #174979
Fun with fractions: I have 5 black cats. But only 5/9's of my cats are black. How many cats do I have? Bonus question: How many cats is that in chihuahuas?
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 9:41 pm, #174831
Love it.


SOMEBODY CALLS YOU -


TAGS: john lennon lucyin the sky
Rating: 4.55/5

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agdaniele - February 22, 2011, 10:39 pm, #212960
Couldn't resist? This is great!
tellitlikeitis - February 22, 2011, 8:47 pm, #212940
Couldn't resist... love this one. The picture fits these lyrics perfectly. Long live the Beatles! ng live the Beatles!


SKYDIVING - BECAUSE DOING IT WITH PARACHUTES ISN'T EXCITING ENOUGH


TAGS: skydiving parachute exciting
Rating: 4/5

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RnRollie - July 16, 2010, 11:25 am, #185045
isn't that Fort Boyard?
almarpa - July 16, 2010, 10:17 am, #185036
Hehe! Maybe
HammerofHeeb - July 16, 2010, 10:11 am, #185035
AIRBORNE!


SMOKEJUMPER - When extreme sports meet firefighting




THIS -


TAGS: motorcycle air height fly flying flight soar soaring bike jump air sky
Rating: 2.73/5
Ha - July 20, 2008, 7:29 am, #10372
Hahahaha


UNDERSTATEMENT -


TAGS: sky clouds guy under tree
Rating: 4.45/5

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Greeny - February 17, 2011, 10:25 pm, #212628
Can I have some of what you're having?
Tman545 - February 17, 2011, 1:41 pm, #212600
umm i see a face shape in the clouds am i the only one
Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:36 am, #211594

this is actually rather nice.


LUCY IN THE SKY -


TAGS: beatles lucy in the sky
Rating: 4.31/5

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forseti - June 17, 2011, 2:25 am, #220143
L5D is a hell of a drug!


THE STRANGER -




IRONWORKING - not for the faint of heart


TAGS: ironworking skyscra**r working
Rating: 3.1/5

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GreyScorpion - May 25, 2010, 9:52 am, #177631
103490, last week


SKYDIVING - Letting Gravity Do it's work.... Let's just hope your parachute dosen't malfunction




CHICAGO - Better Than Your City


TAGS: chicag skyline night
Rating: 2.06/5

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mrwhyte - July 26, 2011, 3:47 pm, #221945
I hate on Chicago cause it's full of fat ignorant americans :)
PixieStickNinja - April 25, 2010, 2:23 pm, #173465
Wow, thanks for pointing out a fact about Chicago that A) I already knew and B) I didn't reference in my poster. Don't hate on Chicago because it's better than your city, that's just sad.
Robert the Bruce - April 25, 2010, 1:57 pm, #173462
The 'Windy City' nickname for Chicago actually comes from mocking 'long-winded' local politcians.
WTFO - December 8, 2009, 3:40 am, #143640
You forgot the better corrupt politicians...oh wait they went to D.C. Never mind.
Derek - December 8, 2009, 12:12 am, #143620
Better crime? Better wind? Better snow?


Listen carefully.... -


TAGS: sky falling chicken little
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - October 30, 2013, 12:32 am, #250728
Haha LG great comment! :D
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 11:54 pm, #250723

And then he ran through the barnyard, yelling, "Everybody duck!" Because, after all, that's what he was.


This isn't flying -


TAGS: skyrim falling in style
Rating: 5/5

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RKembleRO - September 25, 2013, 8:47 pm, #250029
toy story reference is win. nice doing. :3


I AM FEELING VIOLATED -




Sky Pilot -


TAGS: news time pilot quote sky
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 19, 2014, 2:52 pm, #256762
Where's the bloody eject seat b***on?


When I Die -


TAGS: spirit in the sky calendar
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 4, 2014, 7:42 pm, #252672
Man….the melon at work….my mouth is still open
spacedog - February 4, 2014, 6:34 pm, #252668
LMAO! Soaring like an AMC Eagle. 5L


Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane ... It's Super Cat! -




TOP HONORS -




Spirit In The Sky -


TAGS: song spirit in the sky norman greenbaum heaven hell death funeral tune
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - February 6, 2014, 8:54 pm, #252728
Well you have an advantage then cuz I've never heard Stellar Kart's version. I'm gonna see if I can track it down...thanks!
STP - February 6, 2014, 8:15 pm, #252726
I actually never got a chance to listen to the original, but I know Stellar Kart does a decent version of it.


OVERUN -


TAGS: the runs skype re
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sho - April 6, 2012, 10:06 am, #232834
Qmao dafuq


VALEDICTION -


TAGS: sky wings love
Rating: 4.69/5

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FLIGHT -




BANSKY -


TAGS: junechallenge bansky your own fault
Rating: 4.63/5

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agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:17 pm, #180811
Delicious. 5L


PHOTO REVIEW -




PARENTHOOD -


TAGS: my deepest thanks to the great picture fairy in the sky
Rating: 4.61/5

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jameswnash - October 16, 2010, 2:54 am, #198520
love it lol faved
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 9:42 pm, #174834
Perfection.
Sean - May 5, 2010, 9:12 pm, #174826
Airman sent me the pic. He's a team player -- and I mean that in the nicest, non-p*** terminological way.
forseti - May 5, 2010, 9:04 pm, #174824
sean, you're bad! 5 baby lions


THE A-1 SKYRAIDER. - Because no one ever got close air support by calling in Twilight Sparkle.


TAGS: the a 1 skyraider
Rating: 4.45/5

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premiumgrade - December 21, 2013, 9:40 pm, #251648
Not the factory, Josh, the carrier CVA-63. She flew sorties daily. 9 months - 37 aircraft lost. Sky raiders (A-1Hs) would come back full of holes. The jets didn’t come back if they got nailed. We carried F4Bs, A6As, RA5Cs, A3Bs & A4Cs.
nicholsjoshua15 - December 21, 2013, 4:40 pm, #251641
You worked at the factory? Cool! Yeah, they were tough as nails, can't tell you how many times these bada*s birds saved my uncle. Weren't they the US's last propeller driven combat aircraft. Thanks for the coment.
premiumgrade - December 17, 2013, 9:04 am, #251575
We had them on Kittyhawk in 65. They’d come back full of holes, but they still flew. They were one tough birds.
renpsu - October 10, 2013, 7:31 pm, #250318
Greatest CAS bird ever (OK. maybe that should go to the A-10 Warthog or the Il-2 Shturmovik, but I had my personal tail end saved vy SPADs in SEA back in Seventy)


RONNIE VAN ZANT - IF IT’S YOUR TIME TO GO, IT’S YOUR TIME TO GO -




I SAID I WANTED FRIKKEN SHARKS -


TAGS: now we re shooting missles out of the sky
Rating: 4.14/5

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TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 9:18 pm, #172733
Hey Aggy! Hows this for a challenger poster?


LEAD DOG - Unless you're it.... The view never changes, which is okay. if you're into that sorta thang.




PERFECTION - Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. (Benny Hill)


TAGS: life time team work sunset sky
Rating: 3.71/5

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Chateaux - August 18, 2009, 9:36 am, #109429
Great! :-) 5L


STRAVINSKY - "His music used to be original. Now it's aboriginal." --Sir Ernest Newman "My music is best understood by children and animals." --Igor Stravinsky




BOUNDARIES -




T-X -


TAGS: life time day judgement future skynet terminator lethal girl gun t 600 t 1000 sarah john connor cameron terminatrix
Rating: 3.26/5

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Viper - June 5, 2010, 10:31 pm, #179236
but she has no legs! oh noes!


AIRMAN - I found his picture on R.S.V.P.


TAGS: airman he s a sky pilot
Rating: 2.92/5

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Bovee - January 21, 2010, 2:46 pm, #153443
I love the glasses.
phydeaux - January 21, 2010, 11:48 am, #153420
I don't know what that is....but it's certainly disturbing...
MO - January 21, 2010, 11:47 am, #153419
So you're looking and feeling a bit like Ozzy today Airman? Sorry to hear that man. Although that may make for some interesting posters......
Airman - January 21, 2010, 11:38 am, #153416
that looks about like I feel today
Mongo - January 21, 2010, 8:57 am, #153388
lol...5 retarded manes! "His"!?


EMO THERAPY -




BAD CHOICE -




I LOVE THE MOUNTAINS - I love the clear blue sky


TAGS: discovery channel space mountains sky
Rating: 2.47/5

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W - May 4, 2009, 12:06 am, #77555
Where are the conspiracy theorists who contend that the space shuttle doesn't exist because you can't see the stars in this picture just like in the "faked" moon landing pics?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 20, 2008, 3:30 am, #28899
Yeah, nobody wants to be Nasa's 'Oops' guy.
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 1:57 am, #28873
i always htought that would be kinda cool, if they came and pickedme up again. but in the back of my mind i KNOW that if i do it, the gravity of Earth would pull me screaming and burning to my demise


NOPE - I'll ride a mule to the bottom. Not going out on it




7861 - a sad story made by a great band. go look up the lyrics if you havent heard it


TAGS: 7861 beneath the sky
Rating: 2.08/5
shitbrix - October 30, 2009, 8:04 pm, #132371
i live in ohio and have seen them live


SONIC TRAIN - the flying train HAS achieved sonic boom.




MICRO-SKYPE - Free and Easy Phonecalls?




AVAST! - Better than Kaspersky


TAGS: avast karpersky antivirus av
Rating: 1.81/5


Tokyo Sky Tree -


TAGS: japan tokyo skyscra**r tower chibsem
Rating: 5/5

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Surnbomb - March 19, 2015, 3:26 pm, #260446
Glad U asked. Chibsem resembles a super-enormous snake w/ dragon-like arms & legs, & webbed wings. He's mah giant snake character.
motifayk - October 23, 2014, 7:14 am, #257326
A Chibiseme?! or Chibsem?


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