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Sky Demotivational Poster

HANDY PIERCINGS - Tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose? Do you get headaches from tight frames?

TAGS: tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose
Rating: 4.13/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:59 pm
I have considered that.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:21 pm
Anyone remember the movie, "The Jerk"? Will this lead to a cross-eyed populace with lawsuits galore?
Derek - June 2, 2010, 6:17 pm
Some people can't wear contacts. Must make washing your face hell though. (You wouldn't want anything to catch your glasses either)
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
I'm not even going there!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 3:51 pm
Wait til you see what he uses for a BELT!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:45 pm
I don't suppose this person has heard of contacts?


TAGS: parachute skydive army
Rating: 4.9/5

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RonE - August 2, 2011, 5:39 am
oops,, sorry bout the misspell of MPsniper. Apologies.
RonE - August 2, 2011, 5:39 am
MPdsniper... thanks for the memories. Have not heard/seen it in many years.
Alixian - August 1, 2011, 3:03 am
Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo, Meee
champ99 - July 29, 2011, 3:33 pm
Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door. Jump right out and count to four.
MPsniper - July 29, 2011, 3:24 pm
port chalk, stand UP... starboard chalk, stand UP... hook UP... check equipment & sound off... stand in the DOOR.... 30 seconds.........
mariand - July 29, 2011, 2:23 pm
lol... 5 prayers for you

SERENITY - Burn the Land, Boil the Sea; You can't take the sky from me.

TAGS: glider sailplane sky firefly serenity
Rating: 4.72/5

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Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 5:18 pm
Serenity lives...
Cheesefrog1 - June 21, 2012, 10:48 pm
Long** srry cant type today
Cheesefrog1 - June 21, 2012, 10:47 pm
i agree whole heartedly. Song Live The Serenity!!!
tugtramp - June 21, 2012, 2:11 pm
"Curse you, FOX, for your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
Cheesefrog1 - June 20, 2012, 10:45 pm
awsome i havent seen a firefly reference in a long time. bravo sir bravo 5l
robbidos - June 19, 2012, 1:36 am
Thats what she said
tugtramp - June 18, 2012, 6:07 am
Nope. You only go down if you give up.
Derek - June 17, 2012, 8:05 pm
You're going to have to land sometime... where's going to be?

SKY DIVING - No matter how high you jump from, it's always the last half-inch that will hurt the most.

A LONG TIME AGO - in a galaxy far, far away... Okay, it was Tijuana

TAGS: star wars luke skywalker pinata tijuana galaxy light saber
Rating: 3.44/5

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LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 9:16 am
I saw this show in Tijuana one time...this lady comes out and dances n****, then an AT-AT comes out on stage and they...
Ed-Hyde - November 20, 2009, 7:02 am
Certainly feels far far away the next morning.


TAGS: skydiving parachute
Rating: 4.78/5

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Sean - February 4, 2011, 1:35 pm
This is beautiful. Poetry even.
coldinjected - February 4, 2011, 1:16 pm
Life lessons at motifake. Thanks Airman.


TAGS: dead sky rat crankyhead
Rating: 4.57/5

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440wakeup - October 4, 2010, 8:22 pm
That was my BATTLECAPTAIN's philisopoly
Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 3:11 pm


THEY LOOKED SO COOL - But they sounded like Roxette.

TAGS: star wars roxette leia luke skywalker han solo chewbacca r2d2 c3po darth vader
Rating: 2.83/5

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clemo - November 4, 2010, 9:55 am
this is so insulting. i love roxette. not as much as john williams or heavy metal, but i love them.
agdaniele - April 30, 2009, 7:31 pm

A DICTIONARY - The Jedi would still be alive if they had only looked up the meaning of the word 'Balance'


TAGS: skydiving airplane
Rating: 4.05/5

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bassman007 - September 22, 2011, 11:57 am
found it on the world wide web :)
NumberXIII - September 22, 2011, 10:20 am
OMG 5 Skydivers for you! I literally laughed out loud looking at this and startled my roommate. Where'd you get the picture??


NEWSPAPER TAXIS - appear on the shore waiting to take you away


TAGS: there s a spy in the sky there s a noise on the wire
Rating: 3.42/5

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Sean - April 9, 2011, 8:32 pm
Thank you for your kind words. Behind you!!!! Made you look.
djinnyf - April 9, 2011, 8:05 pm
This is wayyyy too funny! LOVE IT! xx
autumnspirit - January 2, 2011, 9:29 pm
I like it! Paranoia, is ultimate awareness... 5L's

GETTING FRISKY - Keep your paws off me!

TAGS: dog frisky
Rating: 4.17/5

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REALIZATION - That all those rules we fought so hard... Are probably the reason we're still alive

MATERNITY - Luke I'm your Mother

TAGS: mother maternity star wars stormtrooper leia skywalker
Rating: 3.25/5

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Buhyakka - June 1, 2011, 5:38 am
"aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
hootizz - June 27, 2010, 8:25 pm
Hah.., funny stuff...., I wonder what the family dog looks like..??

LOVE - Showing It With Flowers Would Have Been Less Dangerous

TAGS: life love feel woman plane sky
Rating: 3.53/5

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hypn0x - October 4, 2009, 5:11 am
but also less epic


TAGS: risk risky chance chances
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - October 3, 2012, 10:49 pm
I believe its a crosscut of a wooden post. Maybe a brownie.. LoL
maoworks2 - October 3, 2012, 3:57 pm
What Is That A Block Of Hash ?

SKYNET - If you change it to "Siri" it's even scarier AND more realistic.


TAGS: fail skydiving zen
Rating: 4.38/5

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Reality Lord - July 1, 2010, 12:32 pm

ty ice
ICEMAN - June 28, 2010, 8:36 pm
Nice one RL. 5L


TAGS: skyrim dwemer steam punk
Rating: 3.9/5

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falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:35 pm
And lethally!


TAGS: husky questions marathon without sled
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - November 11, 2013, 6:33 am


JEDI'S - They Taste Like Chicken

TAGS: star wars return of the jedi luke skywalker sarlacc
Rating: 3.83/5

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Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 10:54 pm
Cool poster. You had the the unique take on this pic, from an unexpected perspective. 4/5


OVER? - Did you say over? HELL NO!

TAGS: germans bomber pearl harbor animal house bluto blutarsky
Rating: 2.7/5

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NYHCx845 - December 14, 2009, 7:26 pm
5 Points for the Animal House reference


HEAVEN? - Not today

SOME PEOPLE - If at first you don't succeed... skydiving isn't for you.



TAGS: 2012 evil unicorn sky cloud
Rating: 3.63/5

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Alixian - August 8, 2011, 2:44 am
Remember the light shall save us all
Cloudchaser - August 8, 2011, 2:10 am
Not if the Autobots can help it!


TAGS: terminal tornado 3 d lynyrd skynyrd
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - April 15, 2012, 10:02 am

LOL!! Thanks, guys~~~
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 8:21 am
S’pose yer stuff will be hangin’ in galleries pretty soon….. (show off)
ughomer - April 15, 2012, 8:09 am
A breath of artistic- 5L
lgvernon - April 14, 2012, 9:07 pm

I have some nifty new software...just fiddling around with it. Thanks very much, Rick~~
Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 8:50 pm
Nice work... A refreshing change from the rest... :)

SAGE ADVICE - "Remember, if at first you don't succeed - never take up sky-diving." — Les Barker

TAGS: sky diving
Rating: 3.85/5

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Reality Lord - July 30, 2010, 12:47 pm

meh...it happens....lol.
jackripper - July 30, 2010, 12:42 pm
Dang...sorry about that.
thatonechick - July 30, 2010, 12:15 pm
Haha, oops. LoL
Reality Lord - July 30, 2010, 12:02 pm

ummm.... poster 108215....lol. meh....it happens.


TAGS: life time day judgement future skynet terminator lethal girl gun t 600 t 1000 t x sarah john connor terminatrix fine accuracy
Rating: 3.42/5

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bob123456789 - July 24, 2010, 1:04 pm
its Summer Glau in "Sarah Connor Chronicles"
Kainim - March 27, 2010, 12:20 pm
where is this picture from??

T-600 -

BECAUSE... - It scares the hell outta the dogs!

TAGS: why dont blind people skydive
Rating: 3.36/5

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LD0ne - May 24, 2010, 4:35 pm
is that actually legal to jump from a plane with your dog lol i can just imagine BAWWWWWRRROOOOOOO
FTACHASER357 - June 24, 2009, 7:24 pm
This poster gets a 5 PLUS from me. I have been there and JUMPED into a combat zone, with my Puppy. He HATED EVERY MINUTE OF IT and CHEWED THE **** out of everyone around. :-)

DARTH VADER - Father of Luke....and Buzz Lightyear?

TAGS: darth vader luke skywalker buzz lightyear
Rating: 3.36/5

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demon001 - November 13, 2013, 11:34 am
Does Zorg know about this?


TAGS: life time hour flight walk earth eyes sky helicopter sunrise mountain
Rating: 3.24/5

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MO - June 22, 2009, 8:27 pm
Hey! This not de! I'm MOtivated!!

BILL CLINTON - He's gotten more than you ever will.


TAGS: acrophobia courage fear sky dive
Rating: 4.75/5

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Feasibly - February 8, 2011, 2:01 pm
This would have made a nice Motitwist poster...I 5'd it anyway. Good job steph1


TAGS: i would like to thank my other great picture fairy in the sky
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sean - May 7, 2010, 12:33 am
ICEMAN - May 7, 2010, 12:30 am
5/9's? You've been turning those cats inside out again haven't you?
Sean - May 7, 2010, 12:21 am
Fun with fractions: I have 5 black cats. But only 5/9's of my cats are black. How many cats do I have? Bonus question: How many cats is that in chihuahuas?
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 9:41 pm
Love it.


TAGS: john lennon lucyin the sky
Rating: 4.55/5

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agdaniele - February 22, 2011, 10:39 pm
Couldn't resist? This is great!
tellitlikeitis - February 22, 2011, 8:47 pm
Couldn't resist... love this one. The picture fits these lyrics perfectly. Long live the Beatles! ng live the Beatles!


TAGS: skydiving parachute exciting
Rating: 4/5

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RnRollie - July 16, 2010, 11:25 am
isn't that Fort Boyard?
almarpa - July 16, 2010, 10:17 am
Hehe! Maybe
HammerofHeeb - July 16, 2010, 10:11 am

SMOKEJUMPER - When extreme sports meet firefighting


TAGS: motorcycle air height fly flying flight soar soaring bike jump air sky
Rating: 2.73/5
Ha - July 20, 2008, 7:29 am


TAGS: sky clouds guy under tree
Rating: 4.45/5

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Greeny - February 17, 2011, 10:25 pm
Can I have some of what you're having?
Tman545 - February 17, 2011, 1:41 pm
umm i see a face shape in the clouds am i the only one
Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:36 am

this is actually rather nice.


TAGS: beatles lucy in the sky
Rating: 4.31/5

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forseti - June 17, 2011, 2:25 am
L5D is a hell of a drug!


IRONWORKING - not for the faint of heart

TAGS: ironworking skyscra**r working
Rating: 3.1/5

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GreyScorpion - May 25, 2010, 9:52 am
103490, last week

SKYDIVING - Letting Gravity Do it's work.... Let's just hope your parachute dosen't malfunction

CHICAGO - Better Than Your City

TAGS: chicag skyline night
Rating: 2.06/5

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mrwhyte - July 26, 2011, 3:47 pm
I hate on Chicago cause it's full of fat ignorant americans :)
PixieStickNinja - April 25, 2010, 2:23 pm
Wow, thanks for pointing out a fact about Chicago that A) I already knew and B) I didn't reference in my poster. Don't hate on Chicago because it's better than your city, that's just sad.
Robert the Bruce - April 25, 2010, 1:57 pm
The 'Windy City' nickname for Chicago actually comes from mocking 'long-winded' local politcians.
WTFO - December 8, 2009, 3:40 am
You forgot the better corrupt politicians...oh wait they went to D.C. Never mind.
Derek - December 8, 2009, 12:12 am
Better crime? Better wind? Better snow?

Listen carefully.... -

TAGS: sky falling chicken little
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - October 30, 2013, 12:32 am
Haha LG great comment! :D
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 11:54 pm

And then he ran through the barnyard, yelling, "Everybody duck!" Because, after all, that's what he was.

This isn't flying -

TAGS: skyrim falling in style
Rating: 5/5

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RKembleRO - September 25, 2013, 8:47 pm
toy story reference is win. nice doing. :3


Sky Pilot -

TAGS: news time pilot quote sky
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 19, 2014, 2:52 pm
Where's the bloody eject seat b***on?

When I Die -

TAGS: spirit in the sky calendar
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 4, 2014, 7:42 pm
Man….the melon at work….my mouth is still open
spacedog - February 4, 2014, 6:34 pm
LMAO! Soaring like an AMC Eagle. 5L

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane ... It's Super Cat! -


Spirit In The Sky -

TAGS: song spirit in the sky norman greenbaum heaven hell death funeral tune
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - February 6, 2014, 8:54 pm
Well you have an advantage then cuz I've never heard Stellar Kart's version. I'm gonna see if I can track it down...thanks!
STP - February 6, 2014, 8:15 pm
I actually never got a chance to listen to the original, but I know Stellar Kart does a decent version of it.


TAGS: the runs skype re
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sho - April 6, 2012, 10:06 am
Qmao dafuq


TAGS: sky wings love
Rating: 4.69/5

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TAGS: junechallenge bansky your own fault
Rating: 4.63/5

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agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:17 pm
Delicious. 5L



TAGS: my deepest thanks to the great picture fairy in the sky
Rating: 4.61/5

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jameswnash - October 16, 2010, 2:54 am
love it lol faved
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 9:42 pm
Sean - May 5, 2010, 9:12 pm
Airman sent me the pic. He's a team player -- and I mean that in the nicest, non-p*** terminological way.
forseti - May 5, 2010, 9:04 pm
sean, you're bad! 5 baby lions

THE A-1 SKYRAIDER. - Because no one ever got close air support by calling in Twilight Sparkle.

TAGS: the a 1 skyraider
Rating: 4.45/5

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premiumgrade - December 21, 2013, 9:40 pm
Not the factory, Josh, the carrier CVA-63. She flew sorties daily. 9 months - 37 aircraft lost. Sky raiders (A-1Hs) would come back full of holes. The jets didn’t come back if they got nailed. We carried F4Bs, A6As, RA5Cs, A3Bs & A4Cs.
nicholsjoshua15 - December 21, 2013, 4:40 pm
You worked at the factory? Cool! Yeah, they were tough as nails, can't tell you how many times these bada*s birds saved my uncle. Weren't they the US's last propeller driven combat aircraft. Thanks for the coment.
premiumgrade - December 17, 2013, 9:04 am
We had them on Kittyhawk in 65. They’d come back full of holes, but they still flew. They were one tough birds.
renpsu - October 10, 2013, 7:31 pm
Greatest CAS bird ever (OK. maybe that should go to the A-10 Warthog or the Il-2 Shturmovik, but I had my personal tail end saved vy SPADs in SEA back in Seventy)



TAGS: now we re shooting missles out of the sky
Rating: 4.14/5

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TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 9:18 pm
Hey Aggy! Hows this for a challenger poster?

LEAD DOG - Unless you're it.... The view never changes, which is okay. if you're into that sorta thang.

PERFECTION - Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. (Benny Hill)

TAGS: life time team work sunset sky
Rating: 3.71/5

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Chateaux - August 18, 2009, 9:36 am
Great! :-) 5L

STRAVINSKY - "His music used to be original. Now it's aboriginal." --Sir Ernest Newman "My music is best understood by children and animals." --Igor Stravinsky


T-X -

TAGS: life time day judgement future skynet terminator lethal girl gun t 600 t 1000 sarah john connor cameron terminatrix
Rating: 3.26/5

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Viper - June 5, 2010, 10:31 pm
but she has no legs! oh noes!

AIRMAN - I found his picture on R.S.V.P.

TAGS: airman he s a sky pilot
Rating: 2.92/5

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Bovee - January 21, 2010, 2:46 pm
I love the glasses.
phydeaux - January 21, 2010, 11:48 am
I don't know what that is....but it's certainly disturbing...
MO - January 21, 2010, 11:47 am
So you're looking and feeling a bit like Ozzy today Airman? Sorry to hear that man. Although that may make for some interesting posters......
Airman - January 21, 2010, 11:38 am
that looks about like I feel today
Mongo - January 21, 2010, 8:57 am
lol...5 retarded manes! "His"!?



I LOVE THE MOUNTAINS - I love the clear blue sky

TAGS: discovery channel space mountains sky
Rating: 2.47/5

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W - May 4, 2009, 12:06 am
Where are the conspiracy theorists who contend that the space shuttle doesn't exist because you can't see the stars in this picture just like in the "faked" moon landing pics?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 20, 2008, 3:30 am
Yeah, nobody wants to be Nasa's 'Oops' guy.
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 1:57 am
i always htought that would be kinda cool, if they came and pickedme up again. but in the back of my mind i KNOW that if i do it, the gravity of Earth would pull me screaming and burning to my demise

NOPE - I'll ride a mule to the bottom. Not going out on it

7861 - a sad story made by a great band. go look up the lyrics if you havent heard it

TAGS: 7861 beneath the sky
Rating: 2.08/5
shitbrix - October 30, 2009, 8:04 pm
i live in ohio and have seen them live

SONIC TRAIN - the flying train HAS achieved sonic boom.

MICRO-SKYPE - Free and Easy Phonecalls?

AVAST! - Better than Kaspersky

TAGS: avast karpersky antivirus av
Rating: 1.81/5

Tokyo Sky Tree -

TAGS: japan tokyo skyscra**r tower chibsem
Rating: 5/5

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Surnbomb - March 19, 2015, 3:26 pm
Glad U asked. Chibsem resembles a super-enormous snake w/ dragon-like arms & legs, & webbed wings. He's mah giant snake character.
motifayk - October 23, 2014, 7:14 am
A Chibiseme?! or Chibsem?